Conversation Between Munnabhai and Circuit

PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hain!

Apun 1 sher bolega
Choro Taraf Chaand fenkrela hain light
Boleto ho gayeli hai night
Band karne ka tube light
Aur soneka tight
Bole tou, Bye Good Night!

Apun dono ka dosti Aikdum jhakz hona mangta hai
Jhakz bole to, apun hira tu moti
Apun sabji tu roti
apun pani tu tanki
Apun tarzan tu monkey.

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo
walay ghar say
Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai
Circuit: Aey Bhai
aap to khud doctor ho
Munna: Bolay to meri
fees buhat zyada hai na!