Bollywood Dialogues Jokes

Kal Shaam Se Aaj Ki Sehar Ho Gayi
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Taareekh Bhi Badal Gayi
Kaise Khumar Hai Mere Yaar Ke Ishq Mein
Ke Neend Bhi Aayi Nahi Aur Raat Guzar Gayi.

Rani coca cola pite rahti hai
k us mein chunti gir jati hai
chunti ka baap rani ko ku ch kahta
hai jise sun wog behosh ho jati hai
teri kok me mera bachcha hai!

Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya
dusre kutto ne use pucha yar tune wo
ghar kyu choda usne kaha yar rat ko
gane ki practis wo krta tha
subhah log mujhe
marte the.

SALMAN AAj kal badi weekness feel
kar raha hoon. pata hai Q
Q k zee cinema par har aurat kehti hai
har shanivar ki raat salman ke saath!

Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu
Ab to bas dhadkanon ka lihaz karte hain
Magar kya karen duniya walon ka
Jo aakhari saans par bhi aitaraz karte hain!