An English professor wrote the words
Woman without her man is nothing
on the blackboard and directed his
students to punctuate it correctly
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man
is nothing. The women wrote
Woman: Without her, man is nothing.
A drunken man was dreaming that
he died and reincarnated on earth
as a chicken. He became heavy and tried
to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed
and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd
He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when
his wife screamed
James You're shitting on the bed!
If Facebook ruins relationships
then guns kill people, pencils
misspell words, cars make people
drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
If Facebook is like dating
then Twitter is like a one
night stand - it's fun while you're doing it
you finish in like 5 minutes
and you feel real cheap afterwards.
A man asks a trainer in the gym
I want 2 impress that beautiful girl
which machine can I use?" Trainer replies
Use the ATM!
Woman without her man is nothing
on the blackboard and directed his
students to punctuate it correctly
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man
is nothing. The women wrote
Woman: Without her, man is nothing.
A drunken man was dreaming that
he died and reincarnated on earth
as a chicken. He became heavy and tried
to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed
and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd
He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when
his wife screamed
James You're shitting on the bed!
If Facebook ruins relationships
then guns kill people, pencils
misspell words, cars make people
drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
If Facebook is like dating
then Twitter is like a one
night stand - it's fun while you're doing it
you finish in like 5 minutes
and you feel real cheap afterwards.
A man asks a trainer in the gym
I want 2 impress that beautiful girl
which machine can I use?" Trainer replies
Use the ATM!
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