Double Meaning Nice Quotes

He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine
but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka
Larki Apni Bhen ki
Bhains Ka.

Girls misuse it
Anger robs it
Models sell it
Photogrphs cage it
Doctors advice it
Death freezes it
Artists create it
That's SMILE
Keep Smiling.

Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay
Bush: But ik masla hy
Musharraf: o ki
Bush: piu da pta nhe
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine
ill help u out netime
2 see u hurt 2 see u cry
makes me weep & wanna die
ill b right here til d end
cos ur my love & my bestfriend.